January 2009
63 posts
“So with your new sewing machine, can you make me this patagonia jacket?”
– Josh, his expectations are slightly high
Come on guy, you're making Missouri look bad.
Let me just give you the quick synopsis of this story.
A woman buys a BLT from Jack in the Box. Its late at night and she notices “something” on the sandwich but continues eating. She consumes the entire sandwich and then realizes that there is blood all over the wrapper. Now at this point I would be vomiting all over the place. But this woman confronts the store manager and...
“If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw...”
– Jack Handy
Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy
I meant INAUGURAL ball, of course
Me: “I just want to see all the ball pictures” (referring to the inaugural ball last night).
Josh: “Please don’t search for those words in google.”
“With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what...”
– President Barack H. Obama
Amazing speech today.
We are not the baby-talk type.
I got this email from Patricia today and I laughed outloud.
“I’m at Borders studying and just wanted to share with you something: there’s an entire table of moms with infants/toddlers (and about 7 strollers) talking baby talk. It’s a little obnoxious, but at least it’s a good distraction from TMVT. Let’s PLEASE not be like that when we have kids. :)...
Making Progress
I just wanted to point out that I have gone two weeks and two days without a single piece of candy…which may not sound like much to normal people, but this is huge for me.
WatchThis video is Boston barking in his sleep. He is always such a tough guy in his dreams.
My Spring Shoes
Have you heard about this website? My friend Chris told me about it today and he said, “It’s like the Old Navy of Aldo”.
They have cute shoes and great prices.
WatchI miss them so much!
Hey everybody, let's walk around naked in the...
I am amazed at how open older woman are with their nudity. At my gym, the locker room is set up in such a way that there are a lot of nook areas with lockers that give a sense of privacy. Well, the other day I walk into the locker room and there is a slightly older, VERY naked woman getting some things out of her locker that is located in the aisle. IN THE AISLE!! And by aisle, I mean walkway...
“Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, the Huffington Post?”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
"I believe in making the world safe for our...
-Jack Handy
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